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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 16:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do I write a character’s physical description without it feeling unnatural and clunky? I’m able to describe their hair and body relatively easily because my writing puts emphasis on small movements and fidgeting, but I can’t describe faces.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

share office space ...

Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Is there porn on TikTok?

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Shedeur Sanders goes the extra mile to win the Cleveland Browns starting quarterback job and the whole world is there to appreciate it - MARCA

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?

No way

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Why do people have polyamorous relationships?