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13.06.2025 16:43

So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
share office space ...
Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?
No way
Still no good
Minds and Behinds